Weaponry/Tools thread

Fanboy · Post by **Fanboy** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:48 pm

[sarcasm]Or maybe we could go around slitting people's throats open with X-acto knives[/sarcasm] Seriously, we want to keep this game at a rating from E-T, so none of that really gory stuff? Hmmkay?

Post by **Skyone** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:21 pm

I dunno Fanboy, you don't need gore because you have an xacto knife in the game. Shank marks don't need to be bloody

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Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:49 pm

But seriously, we need a few hundred hookers and drug lords in the game. And LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX/DRUGS/VIOLENCE!!!

And when you make a portable wrong, a guy comes and chops it into pieces and shoots it at you through a giant cannon! And you aren't spared the gore, it plays it in ultra slow motion so you can see all the blood and flesh peeling off his face!

But fanboy wouldn't like that.

Fanboy · Post by **Fanboy** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:01 pm

Hey I'm not pacifistic, I actually like those ideas, but marshall wants to keep it E-T, if it were really up to me, there would be plenty of drug and alchohol reference... Along with porn and gore

... But that isn't what marshall wants to do...

Post by **Skyone** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:02 pm

I dunno, the hooker thing seems cool to me. Haha, nah, Teen rating is cool.

Post by **Sparkfist** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:45 pm

Ok we can have violence in the game, so long as it's not bloody it should still mee the Teen game rating. The thing is that we're pareting GTA, if you want to keep up the feel you have to keep the elements that make that game what it is. Insedentally that happens to be gang warfare.

Post by **Triton** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:47 pm

so that means the snail/bunny/kittie gangs?

Post by **Skyone** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:53 pm

Snail gangs? What the heimlich maneuver?

Fanboy · Post by **Fanboy** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:57 pm

I posted this in another thread, but me and a bunch of other benheckers started Portablestreet. I'm thinkin' that's the name of the street that has a sort of "Warriors" theme to it in that different gangs control different parts of the street, and that the street itself splits Madison in several pieces... That would be pretty kewl...

Edit: The snail gang, my own invention

_@/` Just so you know...

MikeJones · Post by **MikeJones** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:12 pm

Can we get the power glove in here? it could be to prevent soldering burns.

Poppa · Post by **Poppa** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:40 am

Yeah, you gotta have a power glove. Oh, and A R.O.B. as your sidekick.

Krepticor · Post by **Krepticor** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:14 pm

oh oh oh I have an idea the Mullet cannon.
Anyone who gets hit has a nasty mullet hairdo
Or mabye a soldering iron could be used like a blade on a chain with its electrical cord

or perhaps the Tony Danza screen blaster Where anyone in its light will forever be destroyed by the sight of Tony Danza's horrible acting

...Tony Danza can be replaced by an actor that makes you annoyed popular choices include Keanu Reeves or Hayden Christensen

Or perhaps the wireclippers of doom

Mabye solder could be shot into a persons mouth and they die a slow painful death of lead poisoning

the William Shatner mindcontrol device sounds nice where the target begins talking in broken sentences and acts like a mindless zombie

bioniclebert · Post by **bioniclebert** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:58 pm

A desoldering Iron (the kind where you squeese the red bulb thing) would make a sweet "gun".

MikeJones · Post by **MikeJones** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:17 pm

Mullet Cannon? where the hell did you get an idea like that?

G-force · Post by **G-force** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:05 pm

I have no idea...

I like the idea though. It would be tricky to pull off though.

Light saber?