Post your favorite Rapture spoofs!!!!!!!

[Tchay]

In light of recent events (see "Harold Camping Epic fail") I think we should have a topic dedicated to rapture spoofs. There are many spoofs and many lolz to be had.

First up!

[resecnded x]

LOL, that'd be funny, it probably be like this:

Normal Generic Guy: oh god, last time I eat that chocolate surprise, where's the toilet, where's the TOILET
*finds toliet and does is in process of doing his "duty"; oblivious that rapture will commence soon*
3...........2...........1...RAPTURE

Raptured Generic Guy:WOAH, WTF, rapture on the crapper....so not coo*insert diarrhea attack here*

Generic Raptured Citizen *face gets bombed with diarrhea*:............FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU