Whell as yoo cahn plainly see I cahn post like a stereotypical Voh Dyelliner pitty good. Every moarnin I go to Stahbucks and buy myself a cuppa cahfee. And then I go and talk to the coppinduh I heyiid to check my flaw joise on accounta the flaw undah the frigeratuh was saggin'. He also said the fye uh excape wasn't safe. Man dat guise veel smott!
Seriously, I'm about halfway between Rhode Islander and Bostonian. (My dad's from RI and my mom's from MA, kind of an odd mix. I pronounce "r" sounds (RI'ers don't typically), but I do replace"-er" with "-uh" every so often. I try not to though.

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Well, attledooit for this post.
EDIT: Dumbest. Page break. Ever.