Best videogame quotes thread
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I'm chris hanson from Dateline NBC, please take a seat....
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After finding Mulder tied up in a dead guy's attic in Alaska.
"Are you alright?"
"No. My foot fell asleep."
"Frohike sends his love."
"Man, Frohike, Langly, Scully, you're just the little social butterfly, aren't you. You know Skinner?"
"Actually, I do. He's the one who sent me to find your ass."
After finding the correct ending.
"Oh. Agent Mulder wanted me to tell you that his foot is no longer asleep."
"Are you alright?"
"No. My foot fell asleep."
"Frohike sends his love."
"Man, Frohike, Langly, Scully, you're just the little social butterfly, aren't you. You know Skinner?"
"Actually, I do. He's the one who sent me to find your ass."
After finding the correct ending.
"Oh. Agent Mulder wanted me to tell you that his foot is no longer asleep."
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Sigint: Snake, why are you smoking a cigarette?
Naked Snake: It's a cigar.
Sigint: Cigar, cigarette, same thing.
Naked Snake: It's *not* the same thing!
Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.
Naked Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Naked Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.
Naked Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Naked Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say what?
Naked Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Aw, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!
[if you call Sigint after a nightmare]
Sigint: Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This one isn't for the kids. OK, so there's this huge pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank, and it's walking around on two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like whenever it launches one of its turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees, buildings - turns into crap. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into crap.
Naked Snake: That's... pretty sick, man.
Naked Snake: It's a cigar.
Sigint: Cigar, cigarette, same thing.
Naked Snake: It's *not* the same thing!
Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.
Naked Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Naked Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.
Naked Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Naked Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say what?
Naked Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Aw, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!
[if you call Sigint after a nightmare]
Sigint: Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This one isn't for the kids. OK, so there's this huge pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank, and it's walking around on two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like whenever it launches one of its turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees, buildings - turns into crap. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into crap.
Naked Snake: That's... pretty sick, man.
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Bangai-O level 25....
Saburo: Heh, my name is Riki! I am a pilot from Bangai-o!
Riki: What! I am Riki! Just say that again!
Saburo: If you disappear, I will be the real one! The Black Riki!
Riki: Black Riki? But you're not Black at all.
Saburo: No, but a part of me is jet black. Compared with me you are almost snow-white! White! White Riki!
Riki: Compared with you? What does that mean? Ha?
Mami: But, if you kill my brother, will there there be anything good?
Saburo: A new Bangai-o will begin in which I am the boss!
Riki: After Game Over Won't there be a new game?
Saburo: Once again, that is true.
Saburo: Heh, my name is Riki! I am a pilot from Bangai-o!
Riki: What! I am Riki! Just say that again!
Saburo: If you disappear, I will be the real one! The Black Riki!
Riki: Black Riki? But you're not Black at all.
Saburo: No, but a part of me is jet black. Compared with me you are almost snow-white! White! White Riki!
Riki: Compared with you? What does that mean? Ha?
Mami: But, if you kill my brother, will there there be anything good?
Saburo: A new Bangai-o will begin in which I am the boss!
Riki: After Game Over Won't there be a new game?
Saburo: Once again, that is true.
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"I am the vanguard of your destruction."
If the forums had a like button I would have totally hit it on the Alentris and Squintus posts. Pure win!
If the forums had a like button I would have totally hit it on the Alentris and Squintus posts. Pure win!
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Well not to sound weird and off topic but How to catch a predator with Chris Hanson should be a game. Come on think about it. The goal of the game is to get the potential sexual predators to feel as awekard as possible. And the second part of the game should be the cop's side of running the guy down and arresting him.HotDog-Cart wrote:I'm chris hanson from Dateline NBC, please take a seat....
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To make an extremely awkward game, you have to lure the predator in with multiple choice options over the game. What you say to the predator determines how careful they are when they show up to the house, if they'll even show up at all. The more careful they are when they enter the property determines if they'll notice camera's or hiding policemen. If they get spooked and run, you go to "Police Mode", and chase them down. If they make it to the living room of the house, you basically win. They may bolt then, but it'll be easier to catch them.brandonk318 wrote:Well not to sound weird and off topic but How to catch a predator with Chris Hanson should be a game. Come on think about it. The goal of the game is to get the potential sexual predators to feel as awekard as possible. And the second part of the game should be the cop's side of running the guy down and arresting him.HotDog-Cart wrote:I'm chris hanson from Dateline NBC, please take a seat....
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Anything Duke Nukem says.
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