The ULTIMATE battle: Ninja Vs. Pirate!

Rototiller · Post by **Rototiller** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:44 pm

Well, readers, who do you think would win this vicious age-old battle:

Pirates or ninjas (or, in the event this gets polled, Ninjapirates or pirate ninjas.)

Pirates are more swarthy, and can launch cannonballs.

Ninjas can not move their mouth but still talk, and be total coolness.

FIGHT!

ShockSlayer · Post by **ShockSlayer** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:50 pm

Pirate ninjas!

I can see naruto on a ship saying arrg!

SS

wallydawg · Post by **wallydawg** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:53 pm

Pirates. Thread over.

dudex77 · Post by **dudex77** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:55 pm

wallydawg wrote:Pirates. Thread over.

obviously especially if maddox is the pirate

Retromaster · Post by **Retromaster** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:59 pm

both. theyd kill eachother at the same time.

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:09 pm

what about Ghosts Pirates and Pirate Ghosts?

Darth Fett · Post by **Darth Fett** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:22 pm

Ninjas without a doubt.

daguuy · Post by **daguuy** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:27 pm

Pirate ghosts make better groovy misteries so I vote pirate. You can also make pirate ghosts with 2 cotton swabs and a flashlight! You can't do that with ninjas.

Metroid fan · Post by **Metroid fan** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:31 pm

No way man you forgot the zombies and robots then It's a fight.

cowsgoquack101 · Post by **cowsgoquack101** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:24 pm

Metroid fan wrote:No way man you forgot the zombies and robots then It's a fight.

My god!

1. Dawn of the Dead remake zombies
2. robots
3. pirates
4. Ninjas

Or just pirates

Rekarp · Post by **Rekarp** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:57 pm

YARG! (pirates ftw)

ShockSlayer · Post by **ShockSlayer** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:59 pm

zombies vs robots vs pirates vs ninjas vs nerds!

Kurt_ · Post by **Kurt_** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:00 pm

You guys are underestimating the ninja's stealth. Pirates are nothing when they're asleep on a moonless night and the ninjas come and throw their stars into the pirates faces as they sleep (hence the asleep part).

vskid · Post by **vskid** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:04 pm

ShockSlayer wrote:zombies vs robots vs pirates vs ninjas vs nerds!

Nerds would pwn, with their wiimote nunchucks of doom, xbox-with-the-power-cord-glued-in flails, and lithium battery grenades.

Give the pirate as much rum as he can take, and he'll beat a whole army of ninjas.

gamemasterAS · Post by **gamemasterAS** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:07 pm

Pirates win, because we steal all your ninja stuff, and If you steal are we can just download it of piratebay.

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The ULTIMATE battle: Ninja Vs. Pirate!

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