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It seems the new trend in ever-oh-so-creative Hollywood is to make movies based off how characters and franchises "began" No matter how dead a genre or franchise might be, people obviously want to know how it began.
We had Batman Begins, Exorcist: The Beginning, now there's Texas Chainsaw Massacre Begins (not the actual title) Hannibal Lector Begins (yes, ANOTHER Lector flick for crying out loud) and God knows what else is in the pipeline. Isn't Magneto Begins (as in X-Men) being considered?
So I put it to you guys - what would be some funny, lame, or interesting "Begins" films? Whose origins do we really want to see?
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My samples:
"ABBA Begins" - Fighting their way out of Nazi-occupied Europe, this courageous band finds its way to America and the discos of the world.
"Mario Begins" - See Mario in college as he pays tuition by cleaning out sewer pipes and doing odd jobs around campus. Co-starring Toad as a once-brilliant scientist turned mushroom.
"Bill Gates Begins" - See "Pirates of Silicon Valley"
We had Batman Begins, Exorcist: The Beginning, now there's Texas Chainsaw Massacre Begins (not the actual title) Hannibal Lector Begins (yes, ANOTHER Lector flick for crying out loud) and God knows what else is in the pipeline. Isn't Magneto Begins (as in X-Men) being considered?
So I put it to you guys - what would be some funny, lame, or interesting "Begins" films? Whose origins do we really want to see?
Have fun, go nuts! This should be fun.
-Ben
My samples:
"ABBA Begins" - Fighting their way out of Nazi-occupied Europe, this courageous band finds its way to America and the discos of the world.
"Mario Begins" - See Mario in college as he pays tuition by cleaning out sewer pipes and doing odd jobs around campus. Co-starring Toad as a once-brilliant scientist turned mushroom.
"Bill Gates Begins" - See "Pirates of Silicon Valley"
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the Da vinci code begins - See Passion of the Christ
Star trek begins - See NASA
Toy Story Begins - Watch a bunch of toys be made in a factory until their inevitably hilarious realisation(sp?) that they've in boxes
Star trek begins - See NASA
Toy Story Begins - Watch a bunch of toys be made in a factory until their inevitably hilarious realisation(sp?) that they've in boxes
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I have some more:
Yoko Ono Begins - See a young peasant girl rise up from obscurity and single-handedly destroy the world's greatest band.
Patton Begins - Watch a young Patton fight blow away donkeys and fight "the hun"
Jack Thompson Begins - The thrilling story of a young man who gets his ass kicked playing Tank II at an arcade in 1975, and thus "begins" a lifelong quest to destroy the industry.
Uwe Boll Begins - Everyone's favorite German version of Ed Wood dreams as a young boy to scam investors and make nothing but videogame movies starring Christian Slater.
Yoko Ono Begins - See a young peasant girl rise up from obscurity and single-handedly destroy the world's greatest band.
Patton Begins - Watch a young Patton fight blow away donkeys and fight "the hun"
Jack Thompson Begins - The thrilling story of a young man who gets his ass kicked playing Tank II at an arcade in 1975, and thus "begins" a lifelong quest to destroy the industry.
Uwe Boll Begins - Everyone's favorite German version of Ed Wood dreams as a young boy to scam investors and make nothing but videogame movies starring Christian Slater.
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Gannon Begins- To release Lemurs(?sp), and kidnap Princess Zelda is where this portabilizer's story begins...one man will create the Super pNES, and that is...GONAN?!!! Muaaahhh, the mystery of this preview continues...in the film, coming 5/6/2038.
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