nothing is scared these days

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:07 pm

The Million Dollar Homepage was hacked

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060118/ap_ ... net_ransom

the site in question

http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/

totokan · Post by **totokan** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:09 pm

So? the website is an eye-sore anyways. And I belive you mean 'sacred' not 'scared'.

Post by **bicostp** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:16 pm

Stupid hacker kiddies asking for 50 grand just because of their "leet haxoring skillz".

They have no grounds for asking for the money. They are just causing trouble because they want free money from somebody who had a good idea before they did. The hacker group will be the ones to get in trouble with the law.

Post by **marshallh** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:19 pm

Speaking of hacker kiddies... had one try to bring down my site a while back and he mail-bombed me... however I canceled my free yahoo account during it, so they bounced... and he basically bombed himself

Anyway, here's a email conversation we had...

From: John Dorsey <email address removed>
Subject: ur a loser
hey you gay fag marshall u r a worthless s***haed w
u make the crapest games
go and cry u fruity cupccake

youve ben 0WNED, get over it
wheetod

From: Marshall <marshallyogi@hotmail.com>
Subject: What's that again?

Hey what's up chap? I think you could use a rather big improvement with your grammar, wot?
First off, let me correct a few things you said.

>>hey you gay fag
I am amazed to no end how your brain is able to compare me with a homesexual burning stick of wood. Last I checked, I was made of skin and bones, not wood. Make sure you get your facts right, wot?

>>u r a worthless s***haed w
All right there mate, looks like you need some correction! How you are able to mispronounce 'head' as 'haed' befuddles me extensively! See, if you were to say 'head' like that, it would end up coming out as 'haid'! You might want to get that right, before you embarrass yourself saying it in public, wot?

>>crapest games
Oh, tut tut! What a major crossing of the grammatical rules of the English language! When applying the suffix 'iest' to the end of a word, you've got to add on the jolly old 'p', right?

>>go and cry u fruity cupccake

Well, I thought I was somewhat able to understand what you were saying, but then you had to bring baked goods into it! What a jolly old tiz-woz, eh?

Well mate, I'm scanning the horizons for your next message! Don't disappoint me, now!

Marshall

From: John Dorsey <email address removed>
Subject: wtfurbbq
wtf r u telllin me m ygrammer itsn't good??? ur a pos gott it?
OHHHH whahat now? gonna filght? wait til i get ur ip adresss, ur going down u fu***** gay lesbian wore!
wheetod

From: Marshall <marshallyogi@hotmail.com>
Subject: Elaborate, eh?
Hello there again Johnny, old chap? How's the old keyboard-bashin goin on, eh?

>>telllin me m ygrammer itsn't good???
My eyes ache! My reccommendation is to look up your words in the Webster Unabridged Dictionary, wot! Of course, I doubt you'd be able to carry a massive paper masterpiece like that, so you might get your mom to do it for you now, eh?

>>ur a pos gott it?
Hm it seems like we have a jolly old stuck key here, chaps! I would get some keyboard cleaner right away, you don't want your keyboard to develop any problems, no?

>>OHHHH whahat now? gonna filght?
I must be mistaken, is that a 'hat' or a 'that' I see? Would you mind being a little more specific next time, there's a good chap! As for 'filght', it looks somewhat like 'filth' and 'fight' combined. What a remarkable word invention! I'll get it sent off the the Oxford dictionary right away, eh?

>>wait til i get ur ip adresss
Hm, I do say it is a most helpful thing that I have a technologically knowledgable friend to ask these kinds of things! I rather say, he told me '127.0.0.1' was my IP address. Is that what you were looking for now?

>>ur going down
Let's get something straight shall we? I am currently sitting on my chair, and it is quite stable the last time I checked. So, it is highly unlikely that I will be falling down while in it.

>>u f****** gay lesbian wore!
Unfortunately I have noticed a jolly old contradiction here, matey! Referring to me as a homosexual man while at the same time a homosexual woman leaves me quite confused. How did you ever think of such an outrageous idea, eh?

Too bad you didn't send me any more messages, wot! I'm just getting warmed up. Would you do me a favor? Next time you write, try taking advantage of the Shift key's amazing capabilities. I am quite sure you'll find its effects to be astounding!

Until next time,
Marshall

Unfortunately, wheetod didn't send me any more emails after this. I'm missing the incessant entertainment I acheived from reading his messages.

teraflop122 · Post by **teraflop122** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:21 pm

Personally, I find this event rather grotesque and pitiful.

Does anyone else find the fact that humans have preyed upon each other since the beginning of our species disturbing?

EDIT: OMG, so many "wot"s!!!

sam · Post by **sam** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:21 pm

Wow, honestly, im pretty sure I could slow a website down (if not crash it).... where did you know this guy from?

Post by **Triton** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:25 pm

hilarious! love the britianisms thrown in for good measure

MaDnEsS · Post by **MaDnEsS** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:29 pm

ahh the millon dollar website i remember when there was just a 100,000 dollars worth of pixles purchased

totokan · Post by **totokan** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:31 pm

Now that was nice.

Darth Fett · Post by **Darth Fett** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:41 pm

Good one,Marshall.

cowsgoquack101 · Post by **cowsgoquack101** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:46 pm

marshallh wrote:Speaking of hacker kiddies... had one try to bring down my site a while back and he mail-bombed me... however I canceled my free yahoo account during it, so they bounced... and he basically bombed himself

Anyway, here's a email conversation we had...

From: John Dorsey <email address removed>
Subject: ur a loser
hey you gay fag marshall u r a worthless s***haed w
u make the crapest games
go and cry u fruity cupccake

youve ben 0WNED, get over it
wheetod

From: Marshall <marshallyogi@hotmail.com>
Subject: What's that again?

Hey what's up chap? I think you could use a rather big improvement with your grammar, wot?
First off, let me correct a few things you said.

>>hey you gay fag
I am amazed to no end how your brain is able to compare me with a homesexual burning stick of wood. Last I checked, I was made of skin and bones, not wood. Make sure you get your facts right, wot?

>>u r a worthless s***haed w
All right there mate, looks like you need some correction! How you are able to mispronounce 'head' as 'haed' befuddles me extensively! See, if you were to say 'head' like that, it would end up coming out as 'haid'! You might want to get that right, before you embarrass yourself saying it in public, wot?

>>crapest games
Oh, tut tut! What a major crossing of the grammatical rules of the English language! When applying the suffix 'iest' to the end of a word, you've got to add on the jolly old 'p', right?

>>go and cry u fruity cupccake

Well, I thought I was somewhat able to understand what you were saying, but then you had to bring baked goods into it! What a jolly old tiz-woz, eh?

Well mate, I'm scanning the horizons for your next message! Don't disappoint me, now!

Marshall

From: John Dorsey <email address removed>
Subject: wtfurbbq
wtf r u telllin me m ygrammer itsn't good??? ur a pos gott it?
OHHHH whahat now? gonna filght? wait til i get ur ip adresss, ur going down u fu***** gay lesbian wore!
wheetod

From: Marshall <marshallyogi@hotmail.com>
Subject: Elaborate, eh?
Hello there again Johnny, old chap? How's the old keyboard-bashin goin on, eh?

>>telllin me m ygrammer itsn't good???
My eyes ache! My reccommendation is to look up your words in the Webster Unabridged Dictionary, wot! Of course, I doubt you'd be able to carry a massive paper masterpiece like that, so you might get your mom to do it for you now, eh?

>>ur a pos gott it?
Hm it seems like we have a jolly old stuck key here, chaps! I would get some keyboard cleaner right away, you don't want your keyboard to develop any problems, no?

>>OHHHH whahat now? gonna filght?
I must be mistaken, is that a 'hat' or a 'that' I see? Would you mind being a little more specific next time, there's a good chap! As for 'filght', it looks somewhat like 'filth' and 'fight' combined. What a remarkable word invention! I'll get it sent off the the Oxford dictionary right away, eh?

>>wait til i get ur ip adresss
Hm, I do say it is a most helpful thing that I have a technologically knowledgable friend to ask these kinds of things! I rather say, he told me '127.0.0.1' was my IP address. Is that what you were looking for now?

>>ur going down
Let's get something straight shall we? I am currently sitting on my chair, and it is quite stable the last time I checked. So, it is highly unlikely that I will be falling down while in it.

>>u f****** gay lesbian wore!
Unfortunately I have noticed a jolly old contradiction here, matey! Referring to me as a homosexual man while at the same time a homosexual woman leaves me quite confused. How did you ever think of such an outrageous idea, eh?

Too bad you didn't send me any more messages, wot! I'm just getting warmed up. Would you do me a favor? Next time you write, try taking advantage of the Shift key's amazing capabilities. I am quite sure you'll find its effects to be astounding!

Until next time,
Marshall

Unfortunately, wheetod didn't send me any more emails after this. I'm missing the incessant entertainment I acheived from reading his messages.

That deserves a ZING!

vb_master · Post by **vb_master** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:49 pm

cowsgoquack101 wrote:That deserves a ZING!

Thanks to BloodyShovel

Post by **bicostp** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:50 pm

<img src="http://bicostp.portablesofdoom.org/gallery/zing/mrt.gif">

(BTW I linked the comic because of some of its content. Click it if you want; it just doesn't have to be sitting out there, you know?

)

MaDnEsS · Post by **MaDnEsS** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:00 pm

its the A team

Turbo Tax 1.0 · Post by **Turbo Tax 1.0** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:18 pm

holy crap you guys just took ZING to the next level