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Post by gamer2 » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:52 am

Little ones look away


every christmas Johnny Catey, and Samantha go to thier grandmas house and make cookie dough to be baked on christmas, but the kids would allways eat the dough during the middle of the night so this time the grandma put BBs in the dough. In the morning Catey ran dow the stairs yelling "grandma grandma i was pooing and BBs came out." then Samantha ran down yelling "i was peeing and BBs came out." a little wile later Johnny ran out of the Garage yelling "i was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat."
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Post by xxxeagle » Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:45 pm

thats funny but i heard it like a million times its just yours took place on christmas with cookie dough.

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Post by Lucretius » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:35 pm

A man walking down a dirt roand encounters a farmer with a pig on a leash. Upon closer inspection, the man notices that the pig has a wooden leg. So the man asks the farmer "Why does that pig have a wooden leg?"

"Well, you see," the farmer replies "last month, this pig pulled my daughter out of my house when it caught fire!"

The man is still curious, "But why the wooden leg?"

"This pig also killed a badger that tried to attack my wife last week!"

The man, curious still, asks "But why the wooden leg?"

"He also won first prize at a race intended for race dogs!"

The man, still curious, asks "But why the wooden leg?"

"Well," The farmer replies "You don't eat a pig like that all at once!"


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Post by Nes Man » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:24 pm

CONGRESS!!! :shock: HA that's still funny! :mrgreen:
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Post by JackFrost22 » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:14 am

That ones sweet

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Post by G-force » Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:57 am

Oh, man my friend has told that one to me like a million times, it's a classic :lol: Gotta love it.

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Post by JackFrost22 » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:02 pm

My Track Caoch told me this so If its too bad edit it.

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Post by sam » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:43 pm

:O lol
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