Corrupt-A-Wish topic (joke topic)

bentendo64 · Post by **bentendo64** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:16 am

You now have them. However, they are of horrible resolution, 40x30.

I wish I wasn't extremely lazy.

Muniosi · Post by **Muniosi** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:25 am

You aren't, but now you're extremely fat, so while you try to do things with your life, you can't.

I wish I could live forever.

Post by **eagle5953** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:28 am

You will, but you're sentenced to life in prison.

I wish I had a 64drive.

Rohan The Wind Waker · Post by **Rohan The Wind Waker** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:03 pm

You got one but as soon as you pluged it in it made a black hole and you were disitagrated.

I wish that i had Final Fantisy XIII

GeckoLink · Post by **GeckoLink** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:51 pm

you got it, but it wasn't the right region code for your system.
I wish I was good in school

Hifeno · Post by **Hifeno** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:20 pm

You are but then you have a heart attack and become a vegetable.

I wish I had 100 virgin women.

Muniosi · Post by **Muniosi** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:40 pm

You get them, but become gay.

I wish that picture of Bowser kissing Mario never existed.

Rohan The Wind Waker · Post by **Rohan The Wind Waker** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:00 pm

Granted but Instead of mario its YOU

I wish that my Wii Woull be any nintendo Game system.

Muniosi · Post by **Muniosi** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:53 am

It becomes a Gamecube. A broken Gamecube.

I wish I had infinite monies.

Rohan The Wind Waker · Post by **Rohan The Wind Waker** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:31 pm

Granted but You must pay the government a HUGE tax return

I wish That my floor was made of cake.

avert1 · Post by **avert1** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:51 pm

Granted, but you now have the world's largest insect problem.

I wish I could read 1000-page books in ten seconds.

ShockSlayer · Post by **ShockSlayer** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:47 pm

Granted, but each page paper cuts you to the bone.

I wish my IronMan armor could fly.

Cojiro · Post by **Cojiro** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:16 pm

it can, but now it's a pony suit.
i wish i had more money so i could afford to mod/test more stuff.

Soulsaviger · Post by **Soulsaviger** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:49 pm

But The Money Is Only Accepted At Gamestop

I Wish I Had A Sony Ericsson Xperia Play

GeckoLink · Post by **GeckoLink** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 8:17 pm

you got one, but it was bricked
I wish I had a airsoft sentry gun

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