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Corrupt-A-Wish topic (joke topic)

Post by resecnded x » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:48 pm

the rules of this topic is to state a wish that you want, someone grants you that wish, but corrupts it, then posts their wish and so on and so on; the example im gonna put here doesn't count

EXAMPLE: Some Random Douche: "I wish I had a portable ps3 with god of war III"

Dude Who answers and wishes:"granted, but the ps3 explodes for no reason upon starting of any game or movie in it"

Dude Who answers and wishes:"I wish there were less trolls on Halo Reach" [/example]

so to recap, ill post my wish, the next person who posts grants and corrupts my wish outcome, and posts their wish and so on and so on; here's the official one

"I wish my internet connection didn't suck king kong golf balls"

[off topic update] ATTENTION PEOPLE, every wish must start with "I wish", and the granted wishes MUST always start out as "Granted," (sans the quotation marks, but including the comma in granted) [/off topic update]
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Post by Muniosi » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:40 pm

Granted, but it now sucks Donkey Kong golf balls.

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Post by Hifeno » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:01 pm

Done but now you have been eaten.
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Post by Muniosi » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:20 pm

You do, but you land in a volcano and burn to death.

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Post by bentendo64 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:23 pm

Granted. Oh wait, you were just shot 5 minutes ago.

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Post by Muniosi » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:56 pm

You are, but turns out he's not very sexy. (No offense)

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Post by GeckoLink » Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:04 pm

unfortunately its some guy who never posts called GeckoLink. I wish I was fluent in C++
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Post by Rohan The Wind Waker » Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:55 pm

Yes You are but you typed a virus that ended the world

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Post by resecnded x » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:41 pm

Granted, but a commercial airplane fly's by and for no reason whatsoever, you get sucked into one of the turbines and die

I wish that some electronics didn't break down
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Post by Muniosi » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:07 pm

Granted, but the only ones that don't are 1970's speaker systems and those little plug-n-play learning games you find in dollar stores.

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Post by Soulsaviger » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:09 pm

But Your Million Dollars Gets Set On Fire

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Post by Rohan The Wind Waker » Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:34 am

Granted but the computer heats up and blowes up

I wish that i had a ultra slim GC DVD Drive :lol: :lol: :lol
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Post by Muniosi » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:24 pm

You get one, but all other parts of all Gamecubes are now extremely bulky.

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Post by avert1 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:33 pm

Granted, but the rest of the world switches to SI.

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Post by Rohan The Wind Waker » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:25 am

granted but you Just killed your family with them

I wish that i had 25 Small lcd screens that cant do anything wrong and accepts Composite video
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