Best videogame quotes thread

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Re: Best videogame quotes thread

Post by Squintus » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:13 am

"I am Andrew Ryan and I am here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture!"

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Re: Best videogame quotes thread

Post by HotDog-Cart » Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:22 am

I'm chris hanson from Dateline NBC, please take a seat....

owait.

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Re: Best videogame quotes thread

Post by vskid » Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:35 am

LLLEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYY JENKINS!!!!
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Post by bassmasta » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:01 pm

vskid wrote:LLLEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYY JENKINS!!!!
"...it's not my fault..."

"At least I have chicken."
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Re: Best videogame quotes thread

Post by Tibia » Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:22 pm

After finding Mulder tied up in a dead guy's attic in Alaska.

"Are you alright?"
"No. My foot fell asleep."
"Frohike sends his love."
"Man, Frohike, Langly, Scully, you're just the little social butterfly, aren't you. You know Skinner?"
"Actually, I do. He's the one who sent me to find your ass."


After finding the correct ending.

"Oh. Agent Mulder wanted me to tell you that his foot is no longer asleep."
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Re: Best videogame quotes thread

Post by clenteastwood » Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:36 pm

Sigint: Snake, why are you smoking a cigarette?
Naked Snake: It's a cigar.
Sigint: Cigar, cigarette, same thing.
Naked Snake: It's *not* the same thing!

Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.
Naked Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Naked Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.
Naked Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Naked Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say what?
Naked Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Aw, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!

[if you call Sigint after a nightmare]
Sigint: Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This one isn't for the kids. OK, so there's this huge pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank, and it's walking around on two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like whenever it launches one of its turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees, buildings - turns into crap. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into crap.
Naked Snake: That's... pretty sick, man.

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Re: Best videogame quotes thread

Post by skeneegee » Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:33 pm

Bangai-O level 25....


Saburo: Heh, my name is Riki! I am a pilot from Bangai-o!

Riki: What! I am Riki! Just say that again!

Saburo: If you disappear, I will be the real one! The Black Riki!

Riki: Black Riki? But you're not Black at all.

Saburo: No, but a part of me is jet black. Compared with me you are almost snow-white! White! White Riki!

Riki: Compared with you? What does that mean? Ha?

Mami: But, if you kill my brother, will there there be anything good?

Saburo: A new Bangai-o will begin in which I am the boss!

Riki: After Game Over Won't there be a new game?

Saburo: Once again, that is true.
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Re: Best videogame quotes thread

Post by jones » Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:38 pm

"I am the vanguard of your destruction."

If the forums had a like button I would have totally hit it on the Alentris and Squintus posts. Pure win!

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Re: Best videogame quotes thread

Post by omfgcaps » Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:45 pm

ghosts n GOBLINS
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Re: Best videogame quotes thread

Post by brandonk318 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:03 pm

HotDog-Cart wrote:I'm chris hanson from Dateline NBC, please take a seat....

owait.

:|
Well not to sound weird and off topic but How to catch a predator with Chris Hanson should be a game. Come on think about it. The goal of the game is to get the potential sexual predators to feel as awekard as possible. And the second part of the game should be the cop's side of running the guy down and arresting him. :twisted:

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Re: Best videogame quotes thread

Post by limpport » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:02 pm

brandonk318 wrote:
HotDog-Cart wrote:I'm chris hanson from Dateline NBC, please take a seat....

owait.

:|
Well not to sound weird and off topic but How to catch a predator with Chris Hanson should be a game. Come on think about it. The goal of the game is to get the potential sexual predators to feel as awekard as possible. And the second part of the game should be the cop's side of running the guy down and arresting him. :twisted:
To make an extremely awkward game, you have to lure the predator in with multiple choice options over the game. What you say to the predator determines how careful they are when they show up to the house, if they'll even show up at all. The more careful they are when they enter the property determines if they'll notice camera's or hiding policemen. If they get spooked and run, you go to "Police Mode", and chase them down. If they make it to the living room of the house, you basically win. They may bolt then, but it'll be easier to catch them.

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Re: Best videogame quotes thread

Post by Rekarp » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:51 pm

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Anything Duke Nukem says.
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Re: Best videogame quotes thread

Post by AdumUp » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:42 pm

"Smokin' Jesus Cinnamon Titties! That things a Monsterrrrrrrr! This is gonna be SWWEEEEEETTT!!!"
Scooter always says just the right thing :D
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Re: Best videogame quotes thread

Post by GeckoLink » Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:51 am

I have fury
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