Portable-Palooza 2009 - Voting Was Influenced

[ShockSlayer]

I apologize for my part in this, I spread the word to a lot of people, and had a big role in getting Lazer to win. I thought it was funny, but I never knew it would escalate this far.

For the record, I am Lazer, and take all the blame for his action.

SS

[palmertech]

You win, I have been bested at my own game, and embarrassingly so at that. I just hope you can know that I never meant for it to escalate this far, but when it did, I felt obligated to, ya know... Play at my same old game. Losing always sucks.

This thing went through a lot of permutations without me knowing, with different people wanting different things. My intentions were not the best, some had worse, some had better, some had no idea. My part is pretty clear, so I will it stand.

Sorry for the fuss, sorry for the raised tensions, and most of all, sorry for making a joke out of the contest.

Though for the record, I thought the Chrome NES 2000 was funny.

Also, Lazer did kinda say he was gonna do this from the start. What he said was completely the truth of the plan, the plan just changed over time. I know what you see, mods, and you can prolly see that it matches up perfectly.

I am the Lazer! I broke the contest! Do not believe these imposter Lazers, for I am the true one!

[robm]

Sheesh.

You know, guys, this has really got out of hand - this was never supposed to go this far, "lazer" (ME, SS, you prick) was never supposed to win, and it was all to be funny in the end anyway.

So... I apologize for getting everyone to vote, and for entering that piece of crap.

[Bibin]

Guys, guys, guys. I know I asked all of you in the chat to take my blame, but I didn't think you would ALL do it! I guess I have to come clean. I am lazer. You know how I hate portable-making! I had to make some sort of silly, stupid thing that barely worked. I didn't actually think anyone would vote enough for it to win, and I have no use for the given prizes. I don't want to steal prizes or a competition, it was just a joke. Besides, the photo is photoshopped - the portable does not even work! You can tell, because in one shot the system is held sideways, but the screen viewing angle should not show up just the same as before that way.

I am astonished that you guys think it's okay to take a serious request like taking my blame and totally smear it all over your buttocks like that, all posting at once! PalmerTech, I'm astonished at you - I'd think you are more responsible being the site founder and administrator.

So yeah, my bad!

I AM LAZER. THESE DACKHEADS ARE NOT LAZER. NOBODY BUT ME IS LAZER. I DID THE TERRIBLE PHOTOSHOP JOB, AND YOU ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A WORKING PORTABLE.

[Steamdnt]

No, Lazer is Lazer, Palmer is palmer, robm is robm and bibin is orange juice. Dont try to take the fall guys.

[Bibin]

No, Lazer is Lazer, Palmer is palmer, robm is robm and bibin is orange juice. Dont try to take the fall guys.

stop, just stop. The jig is up, as mentioned, no need to keep it going. You should have read my PM!

[Steamdnt]

You know why, because I AM LAZER!

[J.D]

Noobs! I AM the REAL LAZAR!

[snowpenguin]

WTF are you talking about? I'm lazer. I made the chrome NES 2000 in 20 minutes near the closing hour of the competition.

[Steamdnt]

JD, stop failing, we all know i was lazer

[snowpenguin]

No, me.

[Triton]

[ShockSlayer]

Look, I've made more portables than all of you put together, its obvious that I could have ACTUALLY MADE SOMETHING in the last 20 minutes.

Look, I'm lazer. There's no denying it, I have several noac's, battery packs, and screens laying around, and the fact that it has an n64 controller backing on the back clearly shows that it's mine. Hell, I can take more pics, I have it laying right here.

Like I'd actually let the contest go without me entering! HAH! It's my joke entry.

So ban me for it.

SS

[ZN13]

Hell, I say just ban them all.

[kylechu]

Don't you have a way to check if two accounts have the same IP?