Favorite quotes

[Basement_Modder]

The purpose of this thread is to post your favorite quotes said by your fellow benheckers. To start off, my favorite is:

I've never heard of F-Zero. What is it?

So what's yours? It can be from any thread on the forum, so start quoting!

[eurddrue]

sh!t happens

My favorite quote ever.

[Jongamer]

"I forgot my Bazooka at home, sheesh give me a break." *Mario Falls on his face*

Super Mario RPG

[XCVG]

See sig.

[Erlex]

but you probably should wash your hands after touching it if the smell rubs off on you.

Good advice no matter what the situation.

Maybe not my favorite but it made me giggle.

[themadhacker]

Yo ho, hey ho, the single life for me!


By chioce of course

[palmertech]

See my sig.

Also, I sorta hate to post this again, since it is massive, but considering the other thread will die pretty fast and not be read ever again, I would rather preserve it here.

"WoW is the best game ever because it has the most players!"


"So JUST because WoW has more players, you think it is the best game ever?"


"Yes."


"And you claim that the more people play it, the better it becomes?"


"Precisely."



"Did you know that the average WoW player spends 14 hours a week?"


"Yes, of course."



Did you know that Runescape has 8.5 million players, and they spend an average of 17 hours a week?"


"Ha! So?! How does that fact infringe on the fact that WoW is best? It is still the most played!"



"Ah, but you miss a large factor: Partially due to power levelers and hardcore players, and partially due to the powerleveling and gold farming market... There are an average of 1.4 accounts per player for WoW, and only 1.1 for Runescape!



"Which means... Runescape is played more than WoW!"



"BUT BUT BUT BUT... Runescape is FREE! IT DOES NOT COUNT!"



"O RLY? Explain to me, then! How can a FREE game be more popular than WoW, where you have to hand over enough to buy a daily espresso?"


"PPHSHSHHSHSHS! No! WoW is best! I cannot be wrong!"



"Take that! Eat my debate skillz, WoWFag!"


" :headexplodes: "



"I aknowledge your superiority. Not only do you beat me in this pointless, prizeless battle of wits over an MMO, you are also far smarter than I could ever hope to be. In addition, you are more handsome and attractive to females than any other male. You are also not at all fat."

I have a bunch of other quotes, but that is all for now. Maybe if this gets a few pages longer I will dig them up.

[gamemasterAS]

When governments fear people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

[Valium]

Don't lose your boner.

[vskid]

What do you think about repeatedly inserting an object slightly thicker than normal until it's not so tight?

[ShockSlayer]

Yo ho, hey ho, the single life for me!

Not by choice of course!

Fix'd

Mine:

I want to establish in your mind very clearly that you must not think I deny all that I do not admit. On the contrary, I think there are many things which may be true, and which I shall receive as such hereafter, though I do not as yet receive them; but that is not because there is any proof to the contrary, but that the proof in the affirmative is not yet sufficient for me.

SS

[Rekarp]

ROADS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!

So awesome its on my car.

[themadhacker]

Yo ho, hey ho, the single life for me!

Not by choice of course!

Fix'd

SS

Ah, well It's been a while since I saw that thread where truck said that, but I was close enough.

[AfroLH]

I could talk **** all day, but that would waste toilet paper.

Not by a Benhecker but still an awesome quote.

[jjhammerstein]

What do you think about repeatedly inserting an object slightly thicker than normal until it's not so tight?

Needs to be in the context of its thread:
Cart slot as tight as a twelve-year-old's toes: