what's the dumbest thing a non-hacker has said to you?

Bass Creator · Post by **Bass Creator** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:33 pm

hah c6 zr1 is wear its at....

Post by **Triton** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:51 pm

hah c6 zr1 is wear its at....

pffft, naw dude. Volvette is where its at! YOUTUBE LINK CLICK HERE LOL
OR CLICK ON THIS ONE FOR A DIFFERENT VID, SAME CAR

Shadeslayer · Post by **Shadeslayer** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:06 pm

Scenario: Bowling league sitting around waiting for my turn to bowl. I was 16 my fellow bowler was 11

Me: So my friend Gabe (g-force) makes sweet portable game systems.
Fellow bowler: What do you mean?
Me: Well he takes things like the ps2 and makes them into big gameboys by attaching a small screen... etc.
Fellow bowler: Oh that's easy. I made a x-ps2.
Me: A what?!?
Fellow bowler: I took a ps2 and an xbox and put them together.
Me: soooo... you can play either the xbox or ps2 on one system?
Fellow bowler: NO! I cut the discs in half and glue ps2 and xbox discs together so I can play an ps2 game with xbox graphics.
Me: *Laughing uncontrollably* Wow, you had me going for a minute..."
Fellow bowler: *Staring at me with a straight face*
Me: You are kidding, right?
Fellow bowler: No, I really made one.
Me: *Laughing even harder* YOU... ARE... AN... IDIOT!

I laughed so hard and so did everyone in hearing distance (about 20 people).

nightwheel · Post by **nightwheel** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:52 pm

Shadeslayer wrote:Scenario: Bowling league sitting around waiting for my turn to bowl. I was 16 my fellow bowler was 11

Me: So my friend Gabe (g-force) makes sweet portable game systems.
Fellow bowler: What do you mean?
Me: Well he takes things like the ps2 and makes them into big gameboys by attaching a small screen... etc.
Fellow bowler: Oh that's easy. I made a x-ps2.
Me: A what?!?
Fellow bowler: I took a ps2 and an xbox and put them together.
Me: soooo... you can play either the xbox or ps2 on one system?
Fellow bowler: NO! I cut the discs in half and glue ps2 and xbox discs together so I can play an ps2 game with xbox graphics.
Me: *Laughing uncontrollably* Wow, you had me going for a minute..."
Fellow bowler: *Staring at me with a straight face*
Me: You are kidding, right?
Fellow bowler: No, I really made one.
Me: *Laughing even harder* YOU... ARE... AN... IDIOT!

I laughed so hard and so did everyone in hearing distance (about 20 people).

This wins the thread. Me and my friend were both laughing uncontrollably for a minute.

Post by **eagle5953** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:14 pm

Shadeslayer wrote:Scenario: Bowling league sitting around waiting for my turn to bowl. I was 16 my fellow bowler was 11

Me: So my friend Gabe (g-force) makes sweet portable game systems.
Fellow bowler: What do you mean?
Me: Well he takes things like the ps2 and makes them into big gameboys by attaching a small screen... etc.
Fellow bowler: Oh that's easy. I made a x-ps2.
Me: A what?!?
Fellow bowler: I took a ps2 and an xbox and put them together.
Me: soooo... you can play either the xbox or ps2 on one system?
Fellow bowler: NO! I cut the discs in half and glue ps2 and xbox discs together so I can play an ps2 game with xbox graphics.
Me: *Laughing uncontrollably* Wow, you had me going for a minute..."
Fellow bowler: *Staring at me with a straight face*
Me: You are kidding, right?
Fellow bowler: No, I really made one.
Me: *Laughing even harder* YOU... ARE... AN... IDIOT!

I laughed so hard and so did everyone in hearing distance (about 20 people).

No one could be that stupid. Also, what 11 year old has a PS2 and an XBox and is that dumb?

themadhacker · Post by **themadhacker** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:26 pm

Ah, my topic is bumped back! Good, because I have some new ones. And guess what? one of them involves the crshed computer kid!

Me: *browsing benheck at school*
Kid (not the computer kid, but his friend) : DUDE! when did THAT come out??? (refering to mario's
n64p)
Me: That? It was made by one of the members on the site, not nintendo.
Kid: Wow that is pretty cool.
CCK(crashed comp. kid): Hey Bill, aren't you making a snes portable?
Me: yeah. (shows him my biuld thread)
CCK: Wait. How big is it going to be?
Me: Not too big for a cudtom portable. Only about 7 inches wide.
CCK and Kid: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! That's so big!!! You'll never be able to even hold it!!!!!
Me: yeah you will. It's not like it will the size of a laptop or anything.
CCK and Kid: * mocking me by having hands about three feet apart pretending to play a gigantic portable*
Me: ...... .... .. .. .

Oh, and the one about the kid with the xbox graphics on ps2 was great!

SgtSmackaho · Post by **SgtSmackaho** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:48 pm

Almost ALL my friends: "Doesn't that void your warranty?"
Me: "What's a warranty?"

XCVG · Post by **XCVG** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:00 pm

Shadeslayer wrote:Scenario: Bowling league sitting around waiting for my turn to bowl. I was 16 my fellow bowler was 11

Me: So my friend Gabe (g-force) makes sweet portable game systems.
Fellow bowler: What do you mean?
Me: Well he takes things like the ps2 and makes them into big gameboys by attaching a small screen... etc.
Fellow bowler: Oh that's easy. I made a x-ps2.
Me: A what?!?
Fellow bowler: I took a ps2 and an xbox and put them together.
Me: soooo... you can play either the xbox or ps2 on one system?
Fellow bowler: NO! I cut the discs in half and glue ps2 and xbox discs together so I can play an ps2 game with xbox graphics.
Me: *Laughing uncontrollably* Wow, you had me going for a minute..."
Fellow bowler: *Staring at me with a straight face*
Me: You are kidding, right?
Fellow bowler: No, I really made one.
Me: *Laughing even harder* YOU... ARE... AN... IDIOT!

I laughed so hard and so did everyone in hearing distance (about 20 people).

Wow, fail. LOL!

Once some guy told me how he modded a game by copying two games' files together. FAIL!

gamer2 · Post by **gamer2** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:41 pm

My Roommate:
Linux is better because its free and having it automatically makes you a hacker.

All AMD 64 bit processors are dual core but not all are AM2+

You can counteract hard drive failure by partitioning it till each partition is under 320gb.

Maybe its the computer in your car (I have a 1990 Jeep, it has no computer just a carburetor).

MY Resident Adviser:
I CAN PLAY HALO 3 ON MY PS2!

The Wii has the same processor and stuff from the N64

Resident Evil 5 is racist, its so racist its going to be banned, and if you own it it'll be a federal offense.

Post by **Triton** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:04 pm

Maybe its the computer in your car (I have a 1990 Jeep, it has no computer just a carburetor)

i wasnt aware that jeeps were still carbureted in 1990, almost every vehicle had some kind of fuel injection by then, i could be wrong tho. rekarp would know

gamefreakfatty · Post by **gamefreakfatty** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:42 pm

eagle5953 wrote:
themadhacker wrote:I am sure a lot of people remember this, but a few months ago there was some idiot on here who wanted to put a ps2p in a psp phat case. AND even after twenty or so of us told him it was impossible, he still insisted it could be done and kept telling us he had "plans and schematics" to make the 6 LAYER ps2 board smaller.
Can anyone find that particular thread? I searched for it, but was unable to find it. Sounds hilarious!

Here:
http://forums.benheck.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=27025

That guy was dumb. He got mad at people telling him he couldn't do it and said to try it ourselves...

nevermind1534 · Post by **nevermind1534** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:59 pm

gamer2 wrote:The Wii has the same processor and stuff from the N64

At least it's the same as the gamecube

Gump-in-space · Post by **Gump-in-space** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:34 pm

I told a friend about the picture about the Columbia disaster where a news station accidentally ran the words: "Scientists estimate shuttle was travelling 18 times the speed of light..." and I quoted the caption "Eighteen times the speed of light, because, f**k you Einstein."

-He laughs-

"those scientists are idiots."

-I laugh-

DJ711 · Post by **DJ711** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:37 pm

My signature quote. was pretty damn funny in the cafeteria this morning, God bless 7 am in the morning

thewise1 · Post by **thewise1** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:00 am

I actually overheard this one at school, this one always drives me nutz.

"You guys better be nice to me or else I'll shut down the internet!"

Kids say the darndest things.

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