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Post by Sir Games-A-Lot » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:51 pm

Stupid A: Go to burger king, you fail at life.

Stupid Q: Is this a useless waste of bandwidth on spam?
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Post by Sir Games-A-Lot » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:52 pm

Stupid A: No.

Stupid Q: Why do you keep posting?
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Post by khaag » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:00 pm

a: Because these aren't the droids you're looking for *waves hand in front of your face*

q: whats farther, to montreal, or by bus?

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Post by atari2600a » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:21 pm

A: Your mother.

Q: Why won't this calculator make love to me?

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Post by Darth Fett » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:42 pm

A:Because Darth Vader is your father.
Q:Where is this?
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Post by Unidentified Assilant » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:50 pm

A: Here

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Post by Rellizate » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:55 pm

A: Because he belives that monkeys have rights too.

B: How much would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A wood chuck would chuck as much as he could, if a would chuck could chuck wood.

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Post by Darth Fett » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:56 pm

A:Because he can.
Q:What would you do if Giant Mutant Man Eating Cheeseburgers from Venus stole your lunch money?
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Post by Retromaster » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:00 pm

a: you'd eat them. and there would be much rejoicing.
(monty python)

q:why is it that you spontaneously combust into a pile of ashes?
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Post by Darth Fett » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:03 pm

A:Because it's Weasel Stomping Day.
Q:Who likes cheese?
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Post by atari2600a » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:05 pm

A: Because Hitler installed an auto-combustion microprocessor into the anus of every child.
Q: Where do Teenage Mutant Ninga Turtles come from?

EDIT: Damn, someone beat me to it. On w/ the who likes cheese...

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Post by vb_master » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:07 pm

A: the moon.
Q: locked.

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