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"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" game

Post by khaag » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:08 am

Ok, here are the rules. Ask a question, and then the next poster answers it (rediculously of course :lol: ), then asks a new question.

I'll go first.

Q: Why did a panda steal my cheese-wheel?!1!!11

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Post by Squalid » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:22 am

Because the interaction of the cheese was overwelmed by the sense of realism in the panda.

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Post by khaag » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:12 am

a: There's a snake in my guitar!

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Post by Squalid » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:13 am

a: In my pants.

q: What is a nin-cum-poop?

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Post by khaag » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:25 am

a: thats no way to treat a sqid!

q: what's the difference between an orange?

edit: ooh boy, 2:30 am?! :shock: time to go to bed kevin...

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Post by Squalid » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:36 am

a:Orange is a solid food made from the dirty remains of humans, pies, donkeys, and other mammals. Orange is made by curdling human blood and pies using a combination of rennet (or rennet substitutes) and acidification. Bacteria acidify the blood and play a role in defining the texture and flavor of most oranges. Some oranges also feature molds, either on the outer rind or throughout.

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Post by EnterTheHatrix » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:12 am

A: I prefer boiled...

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gamemasterAS wrote:Solder is also bad for you, says on the spindal that its known to cause cancer in the state of California.
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Post by Rellizate » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:33 am

A: Maybe.

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Post by Squalid » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:40 am

a: If we look at chart A, we can see a decline in internet spamnotion. Where as chart B, just looks like a penis.

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Post by gamer2 » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:01 am

a: when they go "NEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


q: if you are carrying a canoe over your head and the wheel falls off. How long will it take to fix the roof of a dog house with pancakes?
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Post by cowsgoquack101 » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:21 am

A: Depends on how much butter you use.

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Post by Rellizate » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:37 am

A: To debate whether a pancake is TB - or not TB (get it, TB, like Tuboculousis)?!

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Post by Squalid » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:58 am

a: To make love to a beautiful woman..called Sarah..who lives in Gillsbury just off the M25 towards Scotland.

q:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Post by Unidentified Assilant » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:13 am

a: Loads

q: Why is this spam?
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Post by daguuy » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:18 am

A. Actually it has no processed meat food and is not in a can. Therefor it cannot be spam.

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