It's Apple Keynote Time
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You guys do know that a jailbroken Ipod-touch CAN view flash?
Oh and Penguin, name ONE THING this oversize Iphone can do that a regular Iphone can't.
Maybe this isn't an Ipad, but Apple's new Steve Jobs Nano Holding an Iphone.
Oh and Penguin, name ONE THING this oversize Iphone can do that a regular Iphone can't.
Maybe this isn't an Ipad, but Apple's new Steve Jobs Nano Holding an Iphone.
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Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing Apple Tablet
CUPERTINO, CA—Claiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple's new tablet computer. "Come on, Steve, just think—think, dammit—you're running out of time," the exhausted CEO said as he glued nine separate iPhones to the back of a plastic cafeteria tray. "Okay, yeah, this will work. This will definitely work. Just need to write 'tablet' on this little strip of masking tape here and I'm golden. Oh, come on, you piece of crap! Just stick already!" Middle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer.
CUPERTINO, CA—Claiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple's new tablet computer. "Come on, Steve, just think—think, dammit—you're running out of time," the exhausted CEO said as he glued nine separate iPhones to the back of a plastic cafeteria tray. "Okay, yeah, this will work. This will definitely work. Just need to write 'tablet' on this little strip of masking tape here and I'm golden. Oh, come on, you piece of crap! Just stick already!" Middle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer.
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Can we change the thread title to "HAY GUISE COME AND POOP ON THE IPAD HEAR!!! lolz!!1"? That's what this whole thread has been about...
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DNT 2.5 wrote:Oh and Penguin, name ONE THING this oversize Iphone can do that a regular Iphone can't.
iWork.
iBooks.
And it's faster.
You said one.
I could go on.
Also, guys, the thing isn't even copulate out yet. There are gonna be tons of apps designed just for the ipad, it's not just a big ipod touch. It has way more capability, and I think it'll do very well.
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Not just here. The entire Internet is bashing it.limpport wrote:Can we change the thread title to "HAY GUISE COME AND POOP ON THE IPAD HEAR!!! lolz!!1"? That's what this whole thread has been about...
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But Apple already had iBooks (back when there was iBook vs Powerbook, before they merged into the Macbook)... :\
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Its hard to say good things about a piece of crap. Unless your constipated and finally got it out.limpport wrote:Can we change the thread title to "HAY GUISE COME AND POOP ON THE IPAD HEAR!!! lolz!!1"? That's what this whole thread has been about...
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That is total bull.DNT 2.5 wrote:You guys do know that a jailbroken Ipod-touch CAN view flash?
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Imobilecinemapalmertech wrote:That is total bull.DNT 2.5 wrote:You guys do know that a jailbroken Ipod-touch CAN view flash?
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That is not Flash support. That is the ability to download, then play back an FLV video file.
Webcam streams? Flash games? Websites with flash elements? Websites MADE with flash? Pretty much anything on Newgrounds? All the flash based music streaming sites out there? None of those will work.
Webcam streams? Flash games? Websites with flash elements? Websites MADE with flash? Pretty much anything on Newgrounds? All the flash based music streaming sites out there? None of those will work.
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The reason I at the iPad.
The reason I at the iPad.
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And theres this.vskid wrote:http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/28/msis ... tly-ignor/
The reason I at the iPad.
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Care to elaborate?jjhammerstein wrote:I think the iPad is fake.
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