MGC Quotes Thread!

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MGC Quotes Thread!

Post by jdmlight » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:10 pm

Post all of your particularly amusing MGC quotes here!

"Nintendo's butthole is about *this* tight - they don't want to embrace any open standards at all" - sparkfist
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Post by lifeisbetterwithketchup » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:18 pm

"Your computer has become a whore - everyone's getting a piece of that..." - squintus
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Post by SpongeBuell » Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:36 am

From 2 years ago, but still can't be beat:

"Can you hand me that hairdryer? It's that black one over there..." (Bethany)
"Um, I prefer the term 'African-American'" (Project_failure)
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Post by jdmlight » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:16 am

"Jesus [copulating] shoe!" - overheard

"You're as much of a tab whore as I am..." - ketchup

"I'm all out of finger." - metallicamanx
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Post by eagle5953 » Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:05 pm

From Twitter: Overheard MGC Vendor Quote: "These guys are f-ing NERDS man! I thought I could handle this sh*t, but geeez!"

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Post by jdmlight » Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:15 am

"That's what happens when you just browse around Walgreens." "At least we didn't end up with something random, like a coconut and a pregnancy test!" -jdmlight and ketchup

"That's no buckle!" - overheard in a packed car

"Quick and ferocious poop!" "Another band name!" - ikillyoumk6 and eagle5953

"Ahh! Double-A battery in my ass." - eagle5953
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Post by nightwheel » Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:52 am

From the suite, in regards to Dr. Robotniks Mean Bean Machine: "You got beat by a Pig Dildo!"
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Post by wallydawg » Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:07 pm

"What kind of screen is this, gamegear?"
-random noob asking Austin(?) about his 64boy screen.

I also loved how Parker went into a whole spiel everytime someone walked into the room.
"Hello welcome to the BHE aka Ben Heck Experience home of Bill Paxton Pinball and various other mods. Here we have..." and just went on to name everything that was going on in the room.
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Post by thewise1 » Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:13 pm

Me talking to my brother about the yoshi's story I bought.

Me: I hate how all the good cartridges have names written on them, zack is written on the top of the yoshi's story I bought.
Someone behind us instantly: HEY ZACK!


We both glared at zack. Was funny. :mrgreen:
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Post by alentris » Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:05 pm

I photobombed Ben... Just sayin'

"THERE ARE TITTIES!!! Makes you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk!!"

"Bill Paxton... Endlessly Quotable"

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Post by SpongeBuell » Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:09 pm

alentris wrote:I photobombed Ben... Just sayin'

"THERE ARE TITTIES!!! Makes you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk!!"

"Bill Paxton... Endlessly Quotable"
You think you did, but with the original ridiculousness of the photo it only added to it.

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Post by alentris » Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:10 pm

YES!!!!

Epic photobomb is epic.

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Post by froggyman » Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:08 pm

I especially like the binary watch!!! Oh, and those headphones are kinda awesome...

Oh, and something that I found rather funny (though, I'm sure alentris would disagree) is the guy who came in with a disassembled PSP and asked alentris to put in a LED mode for him, but then there ended up being like a thousand more things wrong with the PSP and just became totally pointless to fix....


More great quotes (from the BPP machine)

"That makes you... my new best friend"

"Game over man"
"Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?"

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Re: MGC Quotes Thread!

Post by jdmlight » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:31 am

"Feel free to take another napkin. I took too many for my crotch." - ketchup, after spilling ketchup all over his pants

"Bong Recreational Area - Exit 340" - sign along the highway as ketchup, squintus, and I were driving home
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Re: MGC Quotes Thread!

Post by nightwheel » Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:21 am

jdmlight wrote:"Bong Recreational Area - Exit 340" - sign along the highway as ketchup, squintus, and I were driving home
I saw that too on the way up there :lol:
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