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 Post subject: Corrupt-A-Wish topic (joke topic)
PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:48 pm 
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the rules of this topic is to state a wish that you want, someone grants you that wish, but corrupts it, then posts their wish and so on and so on; the example im gonna put here doesn't count

EXAMPLE: Some Random Douche: "I wish I had a portable ps3 with god of war III"

Dude Who answers and wishes:"granted, but the ps3 explodes for no reason upon starting of any game or movie in it"

Dude Who answers and wishes:"I wish there were less trolls on Halo Reach" [/example]

so to recap, ill post my wish, the next person who posts grants and corrupts my wish outcome, and posts their wish and so on and so on; here's the official one

"I wish my internet connection didn't suck king kong golf balls"

[off topic update] ATTENTION PEOPLE, every wish must start with "I wish", and the granted wishes MUST always start out as "Granted," (sans the quotation marks, but including the comma in granted) [/off topic update]

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish topic (joke topic)
PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:40 pm 
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Granted, but it now sucks Donkey Kong golf balls.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:20 pm 
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You do, but you land in a volcano and burn to death.

I wish I was a master portablizer.


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Granted. Oh wait, you were just shot 5 minutes ago.

I wish I was as sexy as ShockSlayer.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:56 pm 
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You are, but turns out he's not very sexy. (No offense)

I wish the next person who post is Black Six.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:04 pm 
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unfortunately its some guy who never posts called GeckoLink. I wish I was fluent in C++

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Yes You are but you typed a virus that ended the world

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Granted, but a commercial airplane fly's by and for no reason whatsoever, you get sucked into one of the turbines and die

I wish that some electronics didn't break down

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Granted, but the only ones that don't are 1970's speaker systems and those little plug-n-play learning games you find in dollar stores.

I wish I had a million dollars.


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But Your Million Dollars Gets Set On Fire

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Granted but the computer heats up and blowes up

I wish that i had a ultra slim GC DVD Drive :lol: :lol: :lol

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You get one, but all other parts of all Gamecubes are now extremely bulky.

I wish the USA would switch to the metric system.


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Granted, but the rest of the world switches to SI.

I wish I had superpowers.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish topic (joke topic)
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granted but you Just killed your family with them

I wish that i had 25 Small lcd screens that cant do anything wrong and accepts Composite video

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