Corrupt-A-Wish topic (joke topic)

resecnded x · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:48 pm

the rules of this topic is to state a wish that you want, someone grants you that wish, but corrupts it, then posts their wish and so on and so on; the example im gonna put here doesn't count

EXAMPLE: Some Random Douche: "I wish I had a portable ps3 with god of war III"

Dude Who answers and wishes:"granted, but the ps3 explodes for no reason upon starting of any game or movie in it"

Dude Who answers and wishes:"I wish there were less trolls on Halo Reach" [/example]

so to recap, ill post my wish, the next person who posts grants and corrupts my wish outcome, and posts their wish and so on and so on; here's the official one

"I wish my internet connection didn't suck king kong golf balls"

[off topic update] ATTENTION PEOPLE, every wish must start with "I wish", and the granted wishes MUST always start out as "Granted," (sans the quotation marks, but including the comma in granted) [/off topic update]

Muniosi · **Joined:** Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:37 pm **Posts:** 217

Granted, but it now sucks Donkey Kong golf balls.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

Hifeno · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:01 pm

Done but now you have been eaten.
I wish I could fly far far away.

Muniosi · **Joined:** Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:37 pm **Posts:** 217

You do, but you land in a volcano and burn to death.

I wish I was a master portablizer.

bentendo64 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:23 pm

Granted. Oh wait, you were just shot 5 minutes ago.

I wish I was as sexy as ShockSlayer.

Muniosi · **Joined:** Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:37 pm **Posts:** 217

You are, but turns out he's not very sexy. (No offense)

I wish the next person who post is Black Six.

GeckoLink · **Joined:** Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:56 am **Posts:** 111

unfortunately its some guy who never posts called GeckoLink. I wish I was fluent in C++

Rohan The Wind Waker · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:55 pm

Yes You are but you typed a virus that ended the world

I wish that i could be able to be a wind Waker

resecnded x · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:41 pm

Granted, but a commercial airplane fly's by and for no reason whatsoever, you get sucked into one of the turbines and die

I wish that some electronics didn't break down

Muniosi · **Joined:** Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:37 pm **Posts:** 217

Granted, but the only ones that don't are 1970's speaker systems and those little plug-n-play learning games you find in dollar stores.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Soulsaviger · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:09 pm

But Your Million Dollars Gets Set On Fire

I Wish I Had A PC Portable With Quad Core 3GHZ Power

Rohan The Wind Waker · **Posted:** Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:34 am

Granted but the computer heats up and blowes up

I wish that i had a ultra slim GC DVD Drive :lol:

:lol

Muniosi · **Joined:** Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:37 pm **Posts:** 217

You get one, but all other parts of all Gamecubes are now extremely bulky.

I wish the USA would switch to the metric system.

avert1 · **Joined:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:14 am **Posts:** 171

Granted, but the rest of the world switches to SI.

I wish I had superpowers.

Rohan The Wind Waker · **Posted:** Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:25 am

granted but you Just killed your family with them

I wish that i had 25 Small lcd screens that cant do anything wrong and accepts Composite video

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