Alright, so I relocated my cart slot and all I get is what sounds like half speed audio, and black and white bars on the screen with scrambles. No video at all. I just got this board, and it worked fine in case and caseless. I've tried three different cart slots, desoldered and resoldered the wires, checked numerous times for shorts, and I even got new wire, but I get the same thing every time. It it means anything, it's a rev9-1 and I have it relocated from the back but I don't see how that matters. Also I'm 1337% sure I have the wires soldered to the right spots.

Any ideas?

Without further details, it seems as if your relocation wires are 60 yards long.

They're actually less than 7 inches.

...as long as I finish your case before you finish your guts...

Check for loose solder on the mobo that may be bridging a connection